tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72948224645403244082024-03-06T00:37:34.484-08:00Permitos UrbanosTentar desmistificar a "voz corrente" das pessoas que se entretêm a introduzir falsas informações na Wikipédia, ou tão-só a mentir aos pais.permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-23864614706129210872009-09-03T02:38:00.000-07:002009-09-03T02:39:30.306-07:00Mito Urbano # 40<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMlPly-Lg6-2m1sfQX8Gdpv1SH90VFyjNC0ozADuiXuuSfxUWuYTAtjzK-tTNkYKRBewTIqOE-6QbJeGX4jgChYNfntpDK-QAs32qrFckq40W2nevZDp_x-YOFJn0a62MljH16OAv6h-Na/s1600-h/4712.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 196px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMlPly-Lg6-2m1sfQX8Gdpv1SH90VFyjNC0ozADuiXuuSfxUWuYTAtjzK-tTNkYKRBewTIqOE-6QbJeGX4jgChYNfntpDK-QAs32qrFckq40W2nevZDp_x-YOFJn0a62MljH16OAv6h-Na/s320/4712.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377173471481012978" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Campanha Eleitoral...</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><div><br /></div></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-76342538815727609782009-07-06T04:57:00.000-07:002009-07-06T04:59:43.625-07:00Mito Urbano # 39<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqHRBAxEN44rc5CFwjaRBkv6rf28hizM5XYigAVIIcR_paq93-JeBeb632-lk0LSFWsyrFH79E5k4kC4K-MysdMFSYsKliqyd0yhZhCqEjdoHLtFKyWBM7_QMBnr0rJPK1sYeoXslvSCP8/s1600-h/pinho.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqHRBAxEN44rc5CFwjaRBkv6rf28hizM5XYigAVIIcR_paq93-JeBeb632-lk0LSFWsyrFH79E5k4kC4K-MysdMFSYsKliqyd0yhZhCqEjdoHLtFKyWBM7_QMBnr0rJPK1sYeoXslvSCP8/s320/pinho.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355315492477653362" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Aqui não se trata do habitual bode (</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Capra aegagrus hircus), mas sim da sua versão expiatória.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"><br /></span></span></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-19326096079954441082009-06-21T04:05:00.000-07:002009-06-21T04:07:30.172-07:00Mito Urbano # 38<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A candidata à Câmara do Porto, Elisa Ferreira não irá fazer campanha em cadeira de rodas, apesar dos constantes "tiros nos pés".</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-56147029522001142702009-05-17T12:17:00.000-07:002009-05-17T12:19:25.875-07:00Mito Urbano #37<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7pBgY5Ey8w-Tr_RNAHVZLcdLA0bKDY2SZfMEkZoMgCsrPN-4-CvlqpUK9kApa0HcY-jhU4aKrhQk91cgznzsOei9fkCYuZeSo6nz0XPzaQIBb-jIsk3baS_Hw1kL28bfUaKxj92uUgYjS/s1600-h/PAKI.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 222px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7pBgY5Ey8w-Tr_RNAHVZLcdLA0bKDY2SZfMEkZoMgCsrPN-4-CvlqpUK9kApa0HcY-jhU4aKrhQk91cgznzsOei9fkCYuZeSo6nz0XPzaQIBb-jIsk3baS_Hw1kL28bfUaKxj92uUgYjS/s320/PAKI.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336874631644770914" /></a><br />Pensavam que já estava tudo inventado?<div><br /></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-65974953436214668862009-04-26T13:29:00.001-07:002009-04-26T13:32:01.519-07:00Mito Urbano #36<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVVoH147Mz8dw0IZlh2OpQhMrjR6i87eZyl0rGZNKYTZiZH_h4GaX6LGplrVFLNospiPVtMN2Nc_IRv1Ly-iVsJnWykjIismZgB_PGixbRqc49Z8EkD2fuWJaYZRTrenVvetoqbMCpClLy/s1600-h/4244.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVVoH147Mz8dw0IZlh2OpQhMrjR6i87eZyl0rGZNKYTZiZH_h4GaX6LGplrVFLNospiPVtMN2Nc_IRv1Ly-iVsJnWykjIismZgB_PGixbRqc49Z8EkD2fuWJaYZRTrenVvetoqbMCpClLy/s320/4244.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329100067933456738" /></a>Não consta que, um dia, os portugueses finalmente se chateiem como na foto...<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-59028778332201367992009-04-01T06:32:00.000-07:002009-04-01T06:34:31.027-07:00Mito Urbano # 35<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Afinal será verdade que, com senhor do Eurojust, passou-se da defesa para a "pressão a meio campo"? Daqui a nada a equipa passa ao ataque...</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-1185548001032210992009-03-28T16:10:00.000-07:002009-03-28T16:13:17.811-07:00Mito Urbano # 34<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2mh_m4PBppJn8Pmnti1BG45xSKcsGbdEIoFa49V4O-rLAdXbKEN5bVEb_mWABuXHBe1zTKmZdGIF69hqhohAuwvyojp1EaX9eS-HtrF7zjC26YnteV-m5EyTQ3xbBnywfchBMuUlkVydE/s1600-h/4142.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 241px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2mh_m4PBppJn8Pmnti1BG45xSKcsGbdEIoFa49V4O-rLAdXbKEN5bVEb_mWABuXHBe1zTKmZdGIF69hqhohAuwvyojp1EaX9eS-HtrF7zjC26YnteV-m5EyTQ3xbBnywfchBMuUlkVydE/s320/4142.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318380185371326450" /></a><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Confirma-se: não adiantam as reclamações: o Governo segue o seu caminho contra ventos e marés (e outras coisas).</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-848012993360141832009-03-27T02:58:00.000-07:002009-03-27T03:02:56.071-07:00Mito Urbano # 33<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Devido ao zelo do Ministério Público em "não incomodar" aqueles que devia acusar; ou seja: retirando acusações a meio dos julgamentos da Casa Pia e Avelino Ferreira Torres, não se confirma que os Exmos Delegados do Ministério Público tenham optado por uma política de "Não-Violência" de inspiração Ghandi. Estará criada a justiça Zen?!</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-55373670547446543722009-03-23T03:53:00.000-07:002009-03-23T03:54:36.159-07:00Mito Urbano # 32<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBj1TeJXedESezoiyrM_yjQQpnS-orTf70JV25VLsgC2uKLArgaOStXPudxJ3xy8YGtzLVRmvYGAUz5HD9bJ96OBXFH4qFHOxNpF6ssQgzXqzZHdnbc7SWz2ZaJDhgpSk2pRXe6hftM9jn/s1600-h/4130.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBj1TeJXedESezoiyrM_yjQQpnS-orTf70JV25VLsgC2uKLArgaOStXPudxJ3xy8YGtzLVRmvYGAUz5HD9bJ96OBXFH4qFHOxNpF6ssQgzXqzZHdnbc7SWz2ZaJDhgpSk2pRXe6hftM9jn/s320/4130.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316334833622321122" /></a><br />Ora, meninos, façam o favor de escreverem nos vossos computadores Magalhães a seguinte pergunta:<div><br /></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-76487000920172567622009-03-16T13:47:00.000-07:002009-03-16T13:49:32.623-07:00Mito Urbano # 31<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqgrYySwYdhZ3QZjJMJ6i011tuwK9Xwx5gVw_Yobl7KMLXLv1nRoSaL8nHJDhuS8dFY5FBjszNthdWgMuAFftiWmtpLjbErFAkeNpoY214l0aioewcNlzveLt0JMBE7WWqgNFJ6LxpuG73/s1600-h/cupids-accident.jpg"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 320px; " src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqgrYySwYdhZ3QZjJMJ6i011tuwK9Xwx5gVw_Yobl7KMLXLv1nRoSaL8nHJDhuS8dFY5FBjszNthdWgMuAFftiWmtpLjbErFAkeNpoY214l0aioewcNlzveLt0JMBE7WWqgNFJ6LxpuG73/s320/cupids-accident.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313890136576172050" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqgrYySwYdhZ3QZjJMJ6i011tuwK9Xwx5gVw_Yobl7KMLXLv1nRoSaL8nHJDhuS8dFY5FBjszNthdWgMuAFftiWmtpLjbErFAkeNpoY214l0aioewcNlzveLt0JMBE7WWqgNFJ6LxpuG73/s1600-h/cupids-accident.jpg"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Ooopsss! Então eu ia a caminho de Alcochete e puseram aqui este Centro Comercial??!!!!</span></span></a><br /></div><div><br /></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-77908707970890480392009-03-08T13:30:00.000-07:002009-03-08T13:33:45.838-07:00Mito Urbano # 30<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">O computador "Magalhães" não tem erros de Língua Portuguesa nos seus programas porque, com o novo Acordo Ortográfico, o Português deixou de existir. Daí em diante todos os erros são admitidos como "variantes fonéticas".</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Já agora: o tradutor do Magalhães foi previamente ouvido pelos Doutores do Acordo?</span></span></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-34510263213970294272009-03-01T04:22:00.000-08:002009-03-01T04:25:12.530-08:00Mito Urbano # 29<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">O Expresso online tem uma rubrica intitulada " O Cantinho do Smith" (veja </span><a href="http://clix.expresso.pt/o_cantinho_do_smith=s24942"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">aqui</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">).</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Não. Não tem nada a ver como Charles Smith... é sobre cães.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">A realidade supera sempre a ficção...</span></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-91523028569536876502009-02-20T15:23:00.000-08:002009-02-20T15:26:05.490-08:00Mito Urbano # 28<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Investigadores japoneses identificam área do cérebro ligada à inveja"</span></span></span><div><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Leia a notícia </span></span><a href="http://saude.sapo.pt/artigos/noticias_actualidade/ver.html?id=913980"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">aqui</span></span></span></a></span></li></ul><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A ser verdade eu passo a exigir um TAC aos meus amigos...</span></span></div></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-42856348643084898532009-02-15T03:21:00.000-08:002009-02-15T03:24:23.533-08:00Mito Urbano # 27<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;">Não está confirmada a pensão milionária de invalidez de Dias Loureiro, devido à sua falha permanente de memória relativamente aos seus actos no BPN, o que indicia distúrbios neurológicos graves. </span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-32892697038400492942009-02-04T14:17:00.000-08:002009-02-04T14:23:41.068-08:00Mito Urbano # 26<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-weight: bold; font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18px;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Custa-me a acreditar na incrível falta de oportunidade (ou talvez não).</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"O Freeport acolhe exposição «Mitos e Monstros», vinda de Londres (!!!)"</span></span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Leia a notícia <a href="http://diariodigital.sapo.pt/news.asp?section_id=4&id_news=371620">aqui</a></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Mitos? Monstros? Londres? Freeport? Tudo na mesma frase?!</span></div></div></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-76811862783622228182009-01-30T14:17:00.000-08:002009-01-30T14:19:35.228-08:00Mito Urbano # 25<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiji_Kohyphenhyphen2KMOV9G7zyV7M4lo14Dc8g0nBFG5ZFh1VVv2vFThI9bJQKWYdAr0tdk5Z1F6xRBUg4TK7LPfZ21L3Hd9WEInLtexkmnV3MMyYSvEHFTjg7LnRpOH3KgmvoTzgrubOnOu9hVXEw/s1600-h/2327.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 277px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiji_Kohyphenhyphen2KMOV9G7zyV7M4lo14Dc8g0nBFG5ZFh1VVv2vFThI9bJQKWYdAr0tdk5Z1F6xRBUg4TK7LPfZ21L3Hd9WEInLtexkmnV3MMyYSvEHFTjg7LnRpOH3KgmvoTzgrubOnOu9hVXEw/s320/2327.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297214816733686562" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Não. Não é patrão, chefe, director, político etc. é só um cão :)</span></span><div><br /></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-65561504870116719762009-01-29T11:21:00.000-08:002009-01-29T11:25:34.799-08:00Mito Urbano # 24<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Afinal, o relatório da OCDE acerca da Educação apresentado pelo 1º Ministro, não é. Isto é: não é da OCDE: é da OCD-não- é, não é? E DECO e OCDE são coisas diferentes apesar de terem a mesmas letras... hum... onde estãos os meus comprimidos?</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-82366426436346452892009-01-27T14:37:00.000-08:002009-01-27T14:42:08.926-08:00Mito Urbano # 23<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Não comento! Não faço comentários! Não vou dizer"... Estas palavras habituais de Cavaco e Silva não significam que ele tenha menos memória RAM do que o computador Magalhães...</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-64232301533535881432009-01-24T10:07:00.000-08:002009-01-24T10:09:32.716-08:00Mito Urbano # 22<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Após um pequeno inquérito junto dos lojistas do outlet Freeport, confirma-se que as "luvas" já não estão em saldo.</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-67112629003360862832009-01-23T15:03:00.000-08:002009-01-23T15:07:11.137-08:00Mito Urbano # 21<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnz2sq2Da916j4UYUzOzPGTgQ956E7KYVgLMnL-JcQz2jv4-beO09aQrlSr1Jy2DXHmAtviB0MWUiqmzxpY1XxNXLwap0v9ltnkeT8zP54-sMtFxxV9skcVUdvB_pnKckMbNp8h-h3k8Ac/s1600-h/2874.jpg"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">As eleições presidenciais americanas não foram numa "Saturday Night Fever".</span></span></a><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnz2sq2Da916j4UYUzOzPGTgQ956E7KYVgLMnL-JcQz2jv4-beO09aQrlSr1Jy2DXHmAtviB0MWUiqmzxpY1XxNXLwap0v9ltnkeT8zP54-sMtFxxV9skcVUdvB_pnKckMbNp8h-h3k8Ac/s1600-h/2874.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnz2sq2Da916j4UYUzOzPGTgQ956E7KYVgLMnL-JcQz2jv4-beO09aQrlSr1Jy2DXHmAtviB0MWUiqmzxpY1XxNXLwap0v9ltnkeT8zP54-sMtFxxV9skcVUdvB_pnKckMbNp8h-h3k8Ac/s320/2874.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294628925615952466" /></a><br /></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-76749531458895052142009-01-19T12:37:00.000-08:002009-01-19T12:40:07.182-08:00Mito Urbano # 20<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Maria de Jesus, que tinha 115 anos quando faleceu ( a mulher mais velha do mundo à data), não faleceu devido às complicações da Euribor nem por ter sido informada que ainda faltavam 15 anos para amortizar o seu apartamento.</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-35119926013853667072009-01-17T06:48:00.000-08:002009-01-17T06:52:31.466-08:00Mito Urbano # 19<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">O virus "estou de consciência tranquila" não é transmissível aos seres humanos normais. O grupo de risco (políticos, dirigentes do futebol, autarcas), foi definitivamente vacinado pelo novo Código do Processo Penal. Não é, portanto, crível que o virus "estou de consciência tranquila" se propague de uma forma incontrolável.</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-74464333765170543162009-01-15T13:55:00.000-08:002009-01-15T14:00:09.650-08:00Mito Urbano # 18<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Este diálogo nunca existiu:</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">G. Bush: - Então, Obama... ouvi dizer que vais ter um pet portuguese?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Obama - Hum... Yeah.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">G . Bush - Eu também tive já um pet portuguese! wonderful... obediente, wonderful!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Obama - Yeah... como se chamava o pet?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">G. Bush - José Manuel!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(esta é muito rebuscada)</span></span></div>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-50552499151048305532009-01-13T12:32:00.000-08:002009-01-15T04:19:48.889-08:00Mito Urbano # 17<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Contrariamente ao que tem vindo a ser propalado (!), a modalidade de "Salto à Vara Sem Obstáculos" não faz parte das modalidades amadoras do Grupo Desportivo da CGD.</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7294822464540324408.post-91617505747604636622009-01-11T13:46:00.000-08:002009-01-15T04:21:13.471-08:00Mito Urbano # 16<span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:Verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">É</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> completamente falso que a escola de Inglês Wall Street Institute tenha emitido um comunicado a negar que a péssima pronúncia e sotaque do actor Marco d'Almeida (que faz de David Jameson na novela Equador), seja da responsabilidade da escola.</span></span>permitos urbanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15920849889519103409noreply@blogger.com0